Paranormal Show: You Call This Science?

After his girlfriend dies, Lin Chen takes part in a show called "Banish Superstition, Embrace Science."

Everyone else: "Water ghosts are terrifying! Waaah, it's dragging me in! I'm going to die! I'm going to die!"

Lin Chen: "The water's so cool and refreshing. This is freaking great for beating the heat! I... That's a huge fish! What luck!"

Everyone else: "There's so much blood! A ghost is here! It's banging on the door!"

Lin Chen: "I lit some sleeping incense. It smells like perfume. I'm going to sleep so well tonight."

While everyone else runs around in terror of ghosts, Lin Chen plays cards with a bunch of ghosts. While everyone else is so scared they tremble, feel awful, and can't sleep, the ghosts line up late at night to swat flies for Lin Chen and tell him bedtime stories...

Lin Chen: "The power of science is amazing."

Everyone else: "We're doomed!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.