What Is It Like to Have a Cheating Sister-In-Law?

"Brother-in-law, what is the difference between King Kong and Wolverine?" "I don't quite understand. King Kong and Wolverine should be about the same." "King Kong is an orangutan and Wolverine is a wolf. You can't tell them apart. Then my sister and I are twins. How can you tell them apart?" "Your sister has a mole on her heart." "My sister's mole is in the middle of her heart. How do you know? Are you having an affair with her? You must be having an affair with her! I knew it, you scumbag!" "What are you doing? I'm your brother-in-law!" "Oh, yes. No, how do you know I don't have it? You, you, you... Scumbag!" … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.