My Wallet Has Become a Sperm

Me: Wallet, you have grown up and you have to learn how to feed yourself. Wallet: Okay, the boss now walked to the refrigerator with his newly grown legs and took out Wangzai milk. Me: I'm not talking about making you grow legs! Put the things back for me! Wallet: Boss, I know what you mean. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.