The Entire Ninja World Is Eavesdropping on My Inner Thoughts with the System

Le Bang transmigrates to the world of Naruto, bringing along a System that makes him stronger when he gets beaten up.

"Go provoke powerful people everywhere, Host. You'll get rewards whenever they attack you," the Beaten-Up-to-Get-Stronger System says.

"Tomorrow, I'll go slap the Third Hokage right across the face," Le Bang says with a grin.

Le Bang thinks he's finally about to rise to greatness, but who could have known that the entire ninja world would overhear his conversations with the System?

Third Hokage: "Hold it in! Even if he slaps me, I can't fight back. He just unlocked the Eternal Mangekyo yesterday!"

Minato Namikaze: "You want to use me to grind Flying Thunder God? I'll swear never to fight back! Want to take Kushina? Go ahead, she's yours!"

Uchiha Madara: "Even if you beat me to death, I won't fight back. I'm not giving you the Rinnegan or Sharingan!"

Le Bang is at a loss. Obito says, "As long as big bro is happy," even while getting beaten. If nobody dares fight back, how am I supposed to level up?

As for Kaguya, she doesn't dare make a peep in front of Le Bang. The Otsutsuki trio can only tremble in fear.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.