Became Zhang San, Went to Buy Melons and Zhang Yuge Knife

Start as Zhang San and go to the melon stall owner Zhang Yuge's stall to buy melons. Zhang San: "Boss, how much does your melon cost per pound?" Zhang Yuge: "Two taels of silver per catty" Zhang San: "Is the melon rind made of gold, or are the melon particles made of gold?" Zhang Yuge: "Look, there are no melons now. These are all melons from the fairy shed. If you think they are expensive, I think they are too expensive!!!" Zhang San "Choose one for me!" "Okay!" After hearing that the three of them wanted to buy melons, Zhang Yuge immediately showed a satisfied smile. He turned around, picked up a watermelon, slapped it gently with his hands and made a crisp "dong dong" sound, and asked Zhang San: "How about this?" "Will this melon stay ripe?" Zhang San asked casually, supporting the wooden pole of the melon shed. Zhang Yuge curled his lips and replied disdainfully: "I run a fruit stall, can I sell you raw melons and eggs?" ... Who would have thought that Zhang Yuge actually sold raw melon and eggs? Zhang San was so angry... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.