Urban: What a Nightmare, All My Assets Are Too Proud

Campus Beauty: Come on, I'll treat you to some milk tea.

Ye Fei: No thanks, I'm busy.

Best Friend: Forget it, Ye Fei needs to work part-time to earn money.

"Ding! You have received a transfer of 10 million yuan to your bank card ending in 2345!"

Best Friend: ??

Ye Fei: "That's a scam text! And I didn't set my phone to read my texts aloud!"

Campus Beauty: Then I'll ride home in your car later.

Ye Fei: It's a bicycle, and it doesn't have a passenger seat.

Best Friend: Then explain these Maserati keys!

Ye Fei: "Damn it! Who stole my bicycle keys?"

Do you know how to trade stocks? I've got some pocket money.

Ye Fei: No, I'm not interested in speculation.

"Brother Fei, you're here! This way, please. The VIP room is waiting for you!"

Ye Fei: "Have you all gone crazy? I've never even opened an account here. And now I'm a stock market genius? I just acquired the campus beauty's company and became its major shareholder?"

Ye Fei was shocked to discover that his social media, phone, bank cards, bicycle, apps, and everything else had mutated. Every one of them had become obsessed with showing off!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.