I Am a Paratrooper and I Love Writing Cool Articles

I am a paratrooper. I love to write cool stories. I am a big paratrooper. This book has no plot. It is fun. I am a paratrooper. I love to write cool stories. If I don't write, I scratch my fingers. I feel so idle. I just play this book and it's cool. The main character is also a paratrooper. The supporting characters are also paratroopers. Everyone in this book is a paratrooper, including you, a big paratrooper. Hey, paratrooper, are you reading the introduction? Are you, you big paratrooper? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.