My Wife Is So Busy, She Asked Me to Keep an Eye on Her Little Sister

Gu Han bought two tickets to see King Kong.

Gu Han: "Let's go."

Xiao Yuruo: "Huh? What's this?"

Gu Han: "King Kong. Isn't that what you wanted to see yesterday?"

Xiao Yuruo: "I wanted to see Logan, the one with Hugh Jackman..."

Gu Han: "I don't know anything about that. King Kong, Wolverine, they're pretty much the same, right? Besides, I already bought the tickets. Maybe Wolverine will be in King Kong too. Damn it."

Xiao Yuruo angrily flung out a hand.

Gu Han: "You can't blame me for getting the wrong tickets. King Kong and Wolverine sound so alike. How was I supposed to tell them apart?"

Xiao Yuruo said icily, "Can't tell them apart? King Kong's an ape, and Wolverine's a wolf. You can tell me and my twin sister apart, though. How?"

Gu Han: "Does your sister have a mole on her chest?"

Xiao Yuruo: "Her mole is underneath her chest."

"Have you and her..."

"I knew you were a jerk."

Gu Han grabbed her, and the two stared at each other.

"Have you lost your mind? I'm your brother-in-law."

"Your sister was busy, so she asked me to take you!"

Xiao Yuruo: "Oh, right."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.