My Villainous Dynasty: Every Official in Court Is a Traitor!

Su Dou woke up one morning to discover he had become an emperor. The ministers of this dynasty were all damnable geniuses!

Imperial Uncle Zhu Wushi: "Your Majesty, you may entrust your life to the Dragon Guard Manor. I would never betray Great Xia."

Prince Li Er: "Your son Shimin is also willing to ease Father's burdens."

Minister Ao Bai: "Your Majesty, detain Grand Secretary Su* immediately! My word is the evidence!"

Adopted Son Lu Bu: "I hear Your Majesty has a consort in the harem named Diao Chan. Would you grant her to me?"

Luo Wang's Zhao Gao: "Your Majesty, this is clearly a horse. Look more carefully."

Empress Dowager Wu Meiniang: "If Your Majesty can't handle the affairs of court, then I shall personally step in and show them what I can do!"

Looking at the treacherous ministers filling the court, Su Dou said, "I'll do my best. There should still be hope for them."

Years later, Great Xia ruled the Blue Star. Its people measured land in Antarctica and drilled holes in Arctic ice to fish.

Su Dou held the four great beauties in his arms. "A Dou, this golden age..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.