Urban: My Idioms Can Become Reality

After getting hit on the head by an idiom dictionary, Qin Ran gained the Idiom Cash-Out System.

Idiom: "Make a fortune every day." In just one day, the rights to his flop of a novel sold for 15 million! He invested in the stock market and it hit the daily limit. He bought a building at a low price in the morning, and by the afternoon it was being demolished for redevelopment...

Idiom: "Born with extraordinary talent." "This is supposed to be the hardest instrument in the world to learn? Isn't it easy?"

Idiom: "Full of knowledge." "You want to stump me with a question? Not a chance!"

"You want to offend me?"

Sorry, but I've got idioms like "disaster strikes from above," "misfortunes never come singly," "battered all over," and "a tragedy beyond all human comprehension"!

And if those aren't enough, I've got a whole package of "dying young," "ascending to the heavens on a crane," and "departing this world"!

There's also "resourceful," "reaching the pinnacle," "taking on ten opponents at once," and plenty more!

"Any idiom can come true for me! Wait... 'unyielding manhood'?? This System..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.