Livestream: Master, We’ve Learned Absolutely Nothing

Fang Zheng transmigrated to a parallel world. At the invitation of his childhood friend Dai Xiaomei, he went to Modu to become a streamer.

His line, "Lick one person and you're a simp; lick ten thousand and you're an emperor. If you're the emperor of simps, why fear the king of the sea?" shook his fans to the core, and they happily began calling him Master.

As for Dai Xiaomei, who had designs on his body and was up to no good, he casually told her, "No curves in front, no curves behind. That little A-cup of yours is laughable." Dai Xiaomei was instantly devastated.

"Streamer, my girlfriend and I want matching couple names. Can you help us?"

"Berry and *berry, how about that?"

"Uh... isn't that a bit suggestive?"

"Then Giant and Green Giant. That's a good one, no double meanings there."

Faced with Fang Zheng, countless fans wailed: "Dai Xiaomei, what the hell kind of guy did you invite to stream? Is he even a streamer? He's a walking natural disaster!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.