Crazy, Me! Happy to Be a Father at the Beginning?

"Let's break up, we are not suitable!" "If you can't eat four dishes in your life, Qin Xiao, you are just a loser!" My girlfriend broke up, my grandma was hospitalized, customers complained, my car was stolen, my phone got waterlogged... This damn fate, use whatever tricks you have! Poor man Qin Xiao: "Life is like this with ups and downs..." Tangtang: "So... You are my new daddy, right?" Qin Xiao: "Kid, you got the wrong person, I'm not your father!" Tangtang: "Oh... Then daddy, can you take Tangtang to find Mommy?" Qin Xiao: "Destroy it, I'm tired." System: "It has been detected that the host is experiencing difficulties in life, and the god-level system has been activated for you!" Qin Xiao: "Thief system, where is my novice gift package?" System: "Don't think I am a system, but I am also very poor!" Qin Xiao: "???" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.