My Words Become Law, Making Me This Sturdy

You ask why I'm so fierce, so invincible, so mighty!

You might not believe me, but it's because I'm good at bragging.

I don't tell just anyone, because my words make me stronger.

Don't believe me? Take a look. The book holds a house of gold, the book holds a beauty like jade, and the book

also tells the tale of how I did it seven times in one night.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.