Hikigaya Hachiman, self-proclaimed Card Game Grandmaster, is one of the Time Management Bureau's Ten Most Dangerous People.
Rumor has it that he once entered the Time Management Bureau's once-every-fifty-years Holy Grail War with a divine beast named Pikachu, won, and left the other contestants utterly humiliated.
They say he is the embodiment of lust. He has ambiguous relationships not only with his master, senior and junior fellow disciples, and apprentices, but also with his master's master and his apprentices' apprentices. He's been the subject of countless rumors. Komachi, who wishes to remain anonymous, says she saw him enter her little sister's room.
Word is that he is incredibly powerful. He's slain gods, beaten up Demon Kings, kicked Dragon Gods in the butt, and even chatted amiably with the Creator.
In short, ladies, be careful when you go out. If he sets his sights on you, no one can protect you!
After reading the report about himself in his hands, Hikigaya Hachiman silently took out his beloved weapon, the Spear of Longinus, and charged into Gensokyo. B...
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This novel is retarded.