Let Me Tell You Quietly, I Am a Full Mage

False version: The mage is so strong, so powerful. Super handsome. Real version: "Welcome to the True Facts Express. Recently, Zhang San was once again detained for using voyeurism magic. The large number of photos he left behind are very touching." "Wang Wu actually used the persistence spell on the sow in the pen. Experts in language magic learned that this kind of thing happened more than once, and the latter seemed to enjoy it." "Zhang Cuihua has been detained by the Magic Bureau for using clone magic to marry multiple men. According to relevant personnel, she also gave birth to multiple children at the same time." "The famous fifth-level mage Wu Yifan actually chose a concubine in private. His magic power has been revoked by the Magic Bureau and he has lost his identity as a mage. According to one of the concubines, he is really short and as thin as a needle." "That's all. Welcome to listen next time. I am..." The sound of knocking at the door... "Ye Lanyun! You came to the broadcast room to fool around again!" A magic teacher pushed open the door, but no one was there, leaving only a pile of clothes. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.