Tycoon: I'm the System's Big Brother! Oniichan!

Song Yifan opened WeChat out of boredom and saw a contact saved as “Beautiful and Great in Bed!” Ahem, he never expected the previous owner of this body to be so wild!

Song Yifan opened the chat and saw a string of messages.

“Little brother, when are you coming to see big sister? I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.”

“Little brother, have you eaten? My husband is **, so you can come over~!”

Song Yifan had an idea and sent a message: “Babe, I got an IV today. What was I given? Days and nights of missing you!”

Song Yifan, comparing backgrounds: My dad is Yanjing's richest man!

Comparing luck: I'm the chosen one, with a System to boot!

He made the robbers faint from the start, but they ended up becoming his underlings?

Song Yifan insists he really isn't showing off. How can all you netizens not believe him?

My family is just average, my looks are just average. I'm the utterly ordinary Song Yifan. You can tell just from my name!

Netizens: “Pah! Shameless! You're the ultimate king of humblebragging, aren't you?”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.