Journey to the West: I Told You to Fetch the Scriptures, Not Storm Spirit Mountain!

Tang Sanzang was sent on the Journey to the West to obtain the scriptures. Along the way, he met a monk dressed in black, with black hair.

The monk invited him to drink three cups of tea.

The first restored his memories of a past life.

The second gave him the Sutra of the Future, allowing him to predict what lay ahead.

The third granted him the essence blood of the Great God Pangu!

His first disciple, Sun Wukong, had a golden headband placed on him by Mount Lingshan.

When they met the Little White Dragon, Guanyin took his dragon pearl.

When they met Zhu Ganglie, Guanyin took away the woman he loved.

When they met Sha Wujing, she took away his younger sister.

Every member of the five-person scripture-seeking team had a weakness that Mount Lingshan could exploit!

Furious, Tang Sanzang turned to darkness and created a clone named Sanzang!

He would bury demons, ghosts, gods, and Buddhas.

With his disciples, he stormed the Heavenly Court and conquered Mount Lingshan!

The Jade Emperor: "...Take it. Take it away!"

Taishang Laojun: "Insolent! How dare you... Never mind."

Guanyin: "...This has nothing to do with me..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.