The criminals swore that there was definitely something wrong with this guy who called himself "Batman"! He claimed to be an ordinary man with no superpowers, yet heavy machine-gun fire couldn't even scratch him. He said he relied on his grappling hook for momentum, yet he could always hover in midair, defying gravity. Every time he smashed an armored car with an elbow, he insisted with a straight face that it was thanks to the subtle force of ancient martial arts!
A certain Kryptonian who had just finished sunbathing lowered his voice. "The darkness is playing tricks on your eyes. I'm just an ordinary billionaire."
