About How I Refused to Save the World, but the World Wouldn't Accept It

Liu Yongjun is a security guard, 28 years old. His ambitions in life are to get paid on time, have all the milk tea he can drink, and avoid any unpleasant surprises. Then he was chosen. The Space of Order said, "Go save the world." Liu Yongjun said, "No." His wristband replied, "Understood. Your welcome package has been automatically destroyed." Liu Yongjun crushed the wristband underfoot. Then he discovered that the world was even more troublesome than the wristband. Excavators performing surgery on elephants, crocodiles working as nurses, mice with Observation Haki, pink dragonflies blotting out the sky, and someone wanting to treat him to a meal when he has no desire to go. Liu Yongjun: I just want to know, what day do I get paid?