Uma Musume: The Whole Internet Is Helping Me Train My Horse

Anime + Uma Musume fanfic + livestream tip System + comedic daily life +

“Guys, today we're taking on Tracen Academy's toughest challenge: putting a blindfold on Gold Ship.” Jiang Chen held up an invisible camera that only he could see and quietly approached Gold Ship, who was rolling around on the grass.

The livestream chat exploded.

[Iron Man: That girl's leg strength is downright inhuman! I'll tip ten miniature Arc Reactors!]

[Sakata Gintoki: Hey, watch out for her flying kick! She definitely learned that move from Gintama! Tipping a case of strawberry milk!]

[Ding! Tip received. Exchanged for ‘Kickproof Alloy Guard Plate’ and ‘Yakisoba Bread That Draws Attention One Hundred Percent of the Time’!]

Gold Ship's ears twitched, and she suddenly launched a spinning back kick.

“Bang!”

Jiang Chen blocked it neatly with the guard plate, then pulled out the yakisoba bread. “Ashibune, want some?”

Gold Ship froze, her eyes lighting up. “Wow! Where'd you get that limited-edition yakisoba bread? Trainer, you're my best bro today!”

Gold Ship obediently put on the blindfold and dutifully walked to the starting line.

Every trainer at the school was stunned.

“What the hell? That lunatic Gold Ship actually listened?”

“What kind of magic did Jiang Chen use?!”