Elden Ring: I'll Show My True Colors in the Lands Between

A list of the ten worlds you absolutely must never transmigrate into: Elden Ring. Coach, but what am I supposed to do now that I've already transmigrated here? ...Listen up! First, stay away from anyone wearing strange armor, like those guys in golden armor riding huge horses. Next, refuse any job offers from any faction, especially people claiming to represent demigods, like that guy over there with the white mask. Also, never go anywhere called Stormveil. Finally, if a ghostly woman riding a spectral steed asks you to take her to the royal capital, turn around and run. Once you've done all of that, congratulations! All you have to do is occasionally dodge the undead that come charging out from the roadside trying to bite you, and you can enjoy an almost endless lifespan. Holding this survival guide to the Lands Between, Lu Yuan rode leisurely across the wilderness. In high spirits, he took a contented sip of coffee. "Surviving in the Lands Between is actually pretty simple. You just stay away from anything to do with demigods, right, Trina?" Lu Yuan shared his survival wisdom with the purple-haired girl he'd just taken on as a disciple, but he failed to notice the faint smile at the corners of the girl's mouth. "That's right, Teacher. Just stay away from demigods... and you'll be safe."