You hear a little angel cursing viciously on the rooftop. What do you do? [1. Pull out your phone, turn on the flash, take ten rapid-fire photos of Kikyo Kushida, then let out a villainous, arrogant laugh: "Heh heh heh, I've got Class D's little angel in the palm of my hand!"] [2. Close your eyes, feel your way to the door, and pretend you've just gone blind. Wave your hands around and mutter in confusion: "Huh, that's strange. Why is there an angry chihuahua barking on the rooftop?"] [3. Open the door and walk over. Take a lemon-flavored throat lozenge from your uniform pocket and offer it to her, saying with concern: "You've been going at full volume for four and a half minutes without taking a breath. Great lung capacity. Want a lozenge to soothe your throat before you keep going?"] "Can I just not choose?" "No."
It's hilarious.