What Do You Mean, an Ancient God Cold War?

[Outlandish Female Lead] [Elbowing People Throughout the Whole Book] [Invincible] What do you mean the sun suddenly disappeared from this world, and all the major countries moved their settlements underground? What do you mean the Cold War is still going on? Guys, why are there so many weird monsters in this world? Guys, where did this Call of Cthulhu investigator character sheet come from? Guys, why is there a pervert spying on me from the start? Guys, why are you telling me we're in the darkest and most dangerous era of human crash-outs? Mamba! Guys, guess how many days I can survive. Death isn't scary. Death is a cool summer night, a peaceful sleep without a worry in the world. Mamba! Guys! I have a cheat! I've discovered that I somehow gain all kinds of buffs. I've discovered that whenever I elbow someone, I never seem to lose. I've discovered that everyone I meet is especially bizarre. Guys, I'm going to end this chaotic, dark era! The great human crash-out era is about to end.