Football in the Naruto World

For the sake of peace in the ninja world, the nations create a soccer league. The Lands of Fire, Wind, Water, Lightning, and Earth jointly decide to establish leagues for the five great nations, using soccer in place of war and matches in place of hatred. Each nation will set up its own league and select players from its hidden villages, all with one ultimate goal: to prepare for the first Ninja World Cup.

What? Naruto used a Rasengan Soccer Ball? Sasuke awakened his Mangekyo through soccer? The Akatsuki paused their hunt for tailed beasts to form the Best Eleven? What, there's a World Cup too? And a Ninja Super League?

--Isn't this Kamui way too ridiculous? And what kind of power does this Wind Style: Rasengan Soccer Ball have? Hurry up and stop Tobi! How can his body pass right through things? How are we supposed to play like this?

--Naruto: I'm going to win the Ballon d'Or! And bring the World Cup to Konoha! And get Sasuke back to the club!

Sasuke: I'm the one who's going to win the Ballon d'Or.