There Is No Such System!

"So you're saying that when I'm about to get chopped to death, the System tells me to conquer a paladin?" "Right." "And I get the System's reward by forcing a kiss on the paladin?" "Right." "There's no way a System like that exists!" "You're just scared." "Who wouldn't be?" So Li Wei looked at the paladin lady who was being surrounded by goblins alongside him. He weighed the pros and cons, made up his mind, and, resolute and determined, kissed her...