Ace Combat: Shadows Beneath Shifu’s Wings

(This story features classic scenes from every generation of AC, the neighboring PW, the neighboring AC, War Thunder, a girl band, a heroine who keeps getting beaten down, and the mysterious white-haired Newtype Xifu Zhiyi.) Is this Xifu Zhiyi you? Yes, it's me. I was pretty thin back then... This Xifu Zhiyi isn't you at all! Fine, I'll come clean. It really isn't me, but that doesn't stop me from spinning you around like a top, little Shadow! (A lot has been changed, such as the Joker team members and ground crew being replaced. Some characters may be out of character, so please bear with me.)