Warhammer: Ten-Pull Summon from the Start, SSS-Rank Saber

Li Fan was ecstatic. "Holy crap! This new Warhammer VR game is so realistic!"

"The impact! The art! It's incredible!"

[Multiverse Anime Gacha System bound. A beginner's ten-pull has been issued!]

Li Fan: "Oh? There are launch rewards too?"

[Congratulations! You have obtained SSR character Saber (Artoria Pendragon)!]

A flash of golden light, and a girl knight wielding the Sword of Promised Victory descended from the sky, sweeping away the attacking orc warband with a single slash.

Li Fan: "...Is this character a little overpowered?"

Orc warlord: "I've been thinkin' on it for three days and three nights, and I still can't figure out what those 'my shipgirls' are supposed to be!"

Chaos Space Marine: "We called upon the Warp, and out came a mud-filled Holy Grail claiming to be 'All the World's Evils'?"

Li Fan calmly wiped off the Frostmourne he'd just pulled and sighed.

"This game is great in every way, except it takes way too much grinding."

"If I want to save up gems for my next waifu, I'll have to spend all night grinding monsters again."