Uma Musume, but I’m the Tokyo Stock Market God

Making an honest living is so boring, right? .jpg As the saying goes, going all in is a kind of wisdom. When others are afraid, I buy more; when others sell, I jump off a building. Fujimaru Ritsuka, a veteran investment-world gambling addict, transmigrates, and the Tokyo Stock God System binds to him. Great. Given a second life, I’m going to take back everything I lost. There’s no way I’ll get stuck holding the bag at the top or be forced to sell. What is this Uma Musume thing? And what do you mean I can only buy Uma Musume stocks? But it doesn’t matter! There’s plenty of money in the stock market, right? Orfevre, the great Triple Crown winner, please accept my investment! Victory is already mine! I bought the dip on [Orfevre] at a low price! What do you mean you gave up after a late debut race? What do you mean you lost your second race after a blazing run? What do you mean you elbowed the railing? Oh no, capital set me up. Three Goddesses, you’re screwing with me! Looking at the [Forced Liquidation] alert, Fujimaru Ritsuka finally lost it. [Orfevre] was bought out in full because nobody else would buy her? The horse has been transferred to my name, and I’ve become Orfevre’s trainer? What do you mean Uma Musume in this world become their owner’s trainees when they hold 100% of their shares? Orfevre, I’m one of your old bagholders. Could you help me win just this once? Orfevre: I will win!