Bearing the Name of the Savior, I Will Rewrite Every Tragedy

There are too many tragedies in the world. We’re tired of crying, so let’s rewrite them into the happy stories we hope for, even if they might be a little clichéd. [Data key Delta-13 detected. Verifying holder identity.] [Identity verified. It is the honor of the cosmos to travel with you, esteemed Savior.] [Two requests for help arrived during your seventy-two hours of rest. Would you like to view them?] “Yes.” [Request One: Horror version of Plants vs. Zombies] [World type: Game, Supernatural, Calamity.] [Request: The world’s Number Zero Test Subject appears to be developing the beginnings of an Ascendant Evil. We hereby request that the Cosmos dispatch a Savior to take their place until the story returns to its proper course.] [Request Two: Arknights derivative] [World type: Game, Calamity] [Request: The Doctor, a key character in this world, has died for special reasons. We request that the Cosmos dispatch a Savior to take over and advance the story.] “Take care of the Ascendant Evil situation first.” [Acknowledged. You have one hour to prepare. The available fates in this world are Game, Supernatural, and Calamity. Please adjust your fate combination accordingly.]