About How I Won a Battleship but Got Stripped of My Human Status

Congratulations, you've won a giant spaceship! Yay! But in a way, you've been stripped of your human status. Oh no! Still, you've become humanity's representative from Blue Star! Everyone is counting on you! Yay! Except that you're the only two humans recognized by galactic society. The other seven billion don't count. Oh no! But you also have a 50 PB encyclopedia of the universe! The aliens gave it to you! Yay! Except there are only four of you, two of whom are a cook and a special forces soldier, and the other two are just ordinary people. Oh no! Now you can venture out into galactic society! Endless adventures and the unknown await! Remember, there's no turning back. Blue Star won't let you return for the time being. "Wait, aren't those last two both bad news?!" (This book was typed entirely by hand. It's also known as The Giant Warship Tartarus.)