Honestly, what would I do if I were playing Red Alert 2 one night and transmigrated? Genius Mingjie has thoughts like that all the time. After reading so many novels, he's no different from an obsessive weirdo. But transmigrating is one thing. Why did he end up in this hellish world? There's no way to survive here! If I'm going to transmigrate, at least send me to a decent world! A golden finger? Red Alert? Then we should have things like "My name is Magneto Stick" and "The Rule-Breaking Convenience Store." But what the heck is this Psychic Control Tower?! Alien fairies are hacking and slashing everywhere? And they revive endlessly? This is hilarious! They're basically experience packs for the conscripts, aren't they? Ahahahaha! But seriously, a bunch of regular soldiers taking on elite units? That's ridiculous! Teammates, help me out! Don't! Kaguya, don't go and die! Patchouli, don't die! Mingjie: Heh heh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
