Today's featured characters are... Alfonso, a K Corp corporate drone, an NPC researcher who uses a spawn of the Minotaur's tear-inducing thing as the Eye of Cthulhu: That's right, kids, he says he's going to make me a pair of Twin Eyes of Cthulhu next, as K Corp's ultimate weapon 😅; and Lei Heng Lien, the urban gynecological surgery expert who went berserk at the Spider's Nest and nearly got chopped into premium boiled chicken, neutered the panting old geezer, and removed the red sausage from the delicious widower: Kids, don't look at me. I didn't do it. It wasn't me.
Someone: What do you mean, it wasn't you? Aren't you a man?
Lei Heng Lien XX: 😡😡😡
The ultimate at assembling, the ultimate at taking things apart, the great serpent of the field... Alfonso: Kids, guess what the Twin Eyes of Cthulhu are made of? I really don't want to know.
Someone: Souls of Light + lenses + iron bars. What else could it be, OO?
XX: Isn't that exactly what it is?
A newly born 😡 who tirelessly operates on the lucky ones in the back alleys.
And now, please welcome the city's number one menace, Abyss Tricot, to give his acceptance speech for the Top Ten Outstanding Citizens Who Moved the City award: "If the name's too long to remember, don't go making random crap up. Just call me Abi. It's not that different anyway. A godlike being from another world is a godlike being from another world, right~"
The city fell silent, and he burst out laughing.
