"I don't get it!" (Fenghua accent) "Why is everyone talking about me working as a detective on Tulip Street and getting dragged into all kinds of dangerous paranormal incidents?" "It's as if my detective career is doomed to end in disaster!"
Reporter: But, Mr. Ian, you not only got involved with the kingdom's crown princess and her aunt, you also turned the Dawn Church's Saintess into a lovestruck fool with nothing but mush on her mind. Never mind that you made the Unfortunate Child, destined to devour the world, cry just for you. More terrifying still, you even made a calamity-class ghost girl your mother! My goodness, sir, that could earn you quite a few more years behind bars!
"T-that's just the price you pay for being a mature detective!"
Reporter: So which one are you going to marry?
Ian, the kingdom's famous bungling detective, current technical consultant to the Night Watch, the Moon of Guidance that never loses its way, beloved of the goddess, and winner of the Polaris Literary Prize, stared at the "women" in front of him, who seemed ready to start fighting at any moment, and wore a troubled expression.
"I chovy, wasn't the deal that I only had to deal with the paranormal? Why are they all about to start fighting?"
"Besides, I just wanted an ordinary romance. Look at everyone here. Is any one of them even 'human'?!"
