Everyone knows Hammer fans are the sort who answer every question with "loyalty" and every suggestion with "not going." But what if you really transmigrated into Warhammer? And why is the System blue and covered in chicken feet? Xing Yishan can't shake the feeling that he's become part of a plan. Still, this Tzeentch System really has given him some incredible abilities. Just touch something, and you can get all sorts of marvelous stuff. The Lion's helmet, Guilliman's wreath, and Senior Fei's head are out of the question, but these things can be sold to their brats as holy relics for a fortune. But what use are Fulgrim's codpiece, Angron's Butcher's Nails, and Mortarion's respirator? Wait a second, what do you mean, the Emperor's OO?
As Xing Yishan stares at the thing in his hand, he suddenly hears a furious pounding on the door.
"Open up! The Custodes and Grey Knights are here to spread some warmth!"
A saga of crooked loyalty, about a man who, after being tricked by a deranged Tzeentch System, keeps hopping back and forth between loyalty and rebellion. It's also a daily life that's downright insane: a daily life spent running for his life.
