Lin Yuejian, a young man studying in Japan, happens to acquire a mysterious Galgame. He enters the game world full of anticipation, ready to conquer countless beautiful girls, only to find himself asking: "Do I have to wear a skirt too?" "Why is my conquest target chasing me with a knife?" "Wasn't this supposed to be a dating game? How did it turn into a bizarre survival game?" "He's so tall, yet so innocent. That's just unfair..." His conquest targets include a curvy older gap-moe woman, a girl with a split personality who wears a hannya mask, a huge but utterly innocent Hachishaku-sama, and a cool, white-haired, blue-eyed snow woman. Since Yuejian has such a well-established bad-boy image, every time he and a conquest target "get to know each other intimately," they break down and ask, "Why are you a guy?! That's not how a Galgame is supposed to work!" And Yuejian, who leaves as soon as he finishes an ending, discovers that all his conquest targets have appeared in the real world. Alternate title: My Conquest Targets Aren't Human. [Mild Horror] [Light Comedy] [Mostly Simulator Style (Multiple Worlds, One-on-One in Each World)]