The Hero Summoning spell must never be used a second time! But some people just won't listen. The original hero gets knocked flying on the spot, and the blind System binds itself to the wrong person. No big deal, though. I'm invincible from the start. But... what do you mean the human kingdom is being pushed back by potatoes and sweet potatoes?! As the hero, my enemies are sweet potatoes?! And what do you mean my power is too great, so the world can't stand me and wants to take me down with it?! What do you mean a level-three, world-class powerhouse is hunting me? I'm level nineteen, damn it! What on earth is wrong with this world?! Ning Yue swears that no transmigration experience could possibly be more absurd than this! Luckily, she's strong enough. Being strong means you can do whatever you want, right?! But this world's unhinged style leaves her thinking: when it comes to doing whatever you want, you guys take the cake!
A gang boss raids a public toilet in the middle of the night and chokes to death on shit. An immortal vampire has an explosive masochistic meltdown, begs to be beaten, then blows up. A mysterious wolf-headed figure remains at large and rules the world even after death...
"Hey, System, what exactly is this mission asking me to defeat myself supposed to mean?"
[System check complete... No issues detected with the mission...]
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This book is also known as The System Was Cremated, but Its Mouth Is Still Here, Stop Rubbing Your Head on the Sole of My Shoe!, and If You've Got a Problem, Take It Up with My Stats!
[Female Protagonist]
