Getting Paid to Slack Off, Yet I'm One of the Three Bosses of Conan's Black Organization

The Black Organization has hired a new office worker. She can't shoot, can't fight, and can't even handle a gun's recoil. Yet she has one special talent: no matter how bloody the assassination, she can turn it into a logically airtight, motivational work report that makes the higher-ups nod again and again. The hard-won achievements that three undercover agents risked their lives for on the front lines are transformed, one report at a time, into the most dazzling medals in her account. Doing good work matters less than writing about it well. That's office life.

So the three top agents hired at the same time, who worked themselves to the bone and even sabotaged one another behind the scenes, Bourbon, Scotch, and Rye, reached a consensus for the first time: they absolutely couldn't let this clueless, sweet-toothed, easily fooled slacker get hurt. They schemed against one another while silently helping cover for her and taking bullets in her place, keeping her safely tucked away in the rear.

After all, in a place full of villains, who could bear to hurt someone like her, right?