Warhammer: You Call This an Ultramarine?

Warhammer 40K is a dark and cruel universe. There is no hope, no light on the horizon, only endless suffering. But for tabletop gamer Neo, "I don't care about any of that." "My turn. Deploy. Ultramarines Chapter!" "You want to know why my Chapter has a hundred thousand soldiers?" "How many points are you running? You dare question me? My 20-million-point army list will crush you!" "My turn. Deploy. Ultramarines Chapter again, with a 500-million-point army list!" "You want to know why my Ultramarines have Ork Boyz and Tyranid Warriors?" "What Ork Boyz? Can't you see they're all blue? They've even got toilet seats on their heads! Don't worry about what species they are. We Ultramarines are justified by faith!" "My turn again. Deploy. A 10-billion-point army list: Chaos... Ultramarines Chapter!" "The power of Chaos has an end, the Tyranid swarms are few and far between, but my miniatures are limitless!" "Compared to me, Chaos, you're just a little girl!"