I'm Really a Doctor!

Can containment object-500 completely cure Oripathy? If Talulah were given a Red Alert mobile Construction Yard, could she restore Ursus to greatness? Could an elite Astartes cut through a squad of Internal Affairs agents? Would the Tiger Tally split Kal'tsit into Kal'tsit and Mon3tr, or into good Kal'tsit and evil Kal'tsit? What kind of evolution would result from feeding the Seaborn the Blacklight Virus? Could a fully realized Magnetic Field Ultimate Strongman elbow his way to victory over a demon? As a Doctor awakened from a sarcophagus, could I scare off Reunion with a King's Imperial Engine and lead everyone out of Chernobog unscathed?

Wei Yan: Yes. I did all of the above.

Since that "great success" of a rescue operation ended, Kal'tsit has found the Doctor, whom she hadn't seen for three years, acting extraordinarily strange.

Kal'tsit: Do you really believe this man, who punched a landship to pieces and has a four-dimensional space in his pocket, is the Doctor? Seriously?!