"Why is it that whenever I get bound to a System, it's either the Hextech System from Catcat or a chat group? Can't I get a cheat that lets me do things faster, better, and cheaper, like 'I Don't Eat Beef'?" Well, the Hextech System gave me a three-color fruit platter from my favorite musician. Let's see who we've got in the group: Orochimaru, the T0 intel master on par with Jiraiya. The Snake Sage himself makes his grand entrance! After defecting, he voluntarily returned to the village to admit his mistake to Hiruzen Sarutobi, and eventually became the Fifth Hokage. The legendary Blade Saint, Azure Star. During a group livestream, a red-blade Spirit Helm Breaker gets interrupted by a monster charge. Furious, she tosses aside her longsword and beats the Rathian to its knees with her bare fists, then drags it back to do OOO! The Cult Leader from five layers of history. Starting from scratch, he's about to pass through the Gate of Three Spikes within five years. His opening move is to plunge an entire city into the winter solstice, making him the ultimate cryptic riddle-master! Emiya Kiritsugu has made an unexpected appearance in Snowfield City. What is he planning? Is he going to use his Time Alter and rapid-fire Origin Bullets to speedrun all thirteen Masters in one night? And the last one, how the hell is it a Doktah? Seems less impressive than the Traveler... Forget sleep quality. I'm a streamer, watch me work! ...Many years later, Lancer Meilu will be standing on a street in Snowfield City, remembering that distant afternoon when Emiya Kiritsugu took him to watch Flash's little brother elbow Hai Wuli.
