Eagle Sauce, I Don't Want to Spend My Whole Life Forming Alliances

1980, Volgograd. "I have two strengths as a leader. First, I know how to take things in stride. Second, I can hold out. If I could just be a leader once and have my fun, that would be my ideal Union." Maybe even the mentor couldn't stand to watch anymore. Two extraordinary souls from the future were kicked into this era, and the Father of the Motherland, already one foot in the grave, was about to face the most brutal double act in history. After all, as the old saying goes, only three kinds of people can save the great Union: foreigners, women, and short people. Could it be

"Director Nian, do we need a foreign loli?"

"Quit talking nonsense! If the two of us work together, we'll shore up the crumbling edifice, turn the tide, and save the Union from the brink!"

"How did it get on the brink?"

"Don't ask."

This book is also known as: "Meeting the Mentor with Nothing to Hide," "Down the Ural Mountains," "I Don't Want You Forming Unions for the Rest of Your Life," "Yes, Secretary," "Floor It, But Put It in Reverse," "Another Day of Making Director Nian Mess Up," and "Great at Fighting Comebacks, Don't Ask How We Got Behind in the First Place."