"The Emperor is a complete idiot. Does he know how to govern a country? Does he know how to take care of children? I don't even want to get started on all those ridiculous stunts..." That was my verdict on the Emperor of Warhammer.
"Then what if you were in his place? What if you were the Emperor?"
"I'd definitely do a better job than him, by a mile..."
...And in the blink of an eye, I became the Emperor. The Emperor at the start of the Great Crusade. I had to find the Primarchs, manage them, and teach them. I also had to guard against Chaos, destroy the xenos, and wage war across the galaxy. And after seeing that Golden Throne, I realized my future would be spent on a golden toilet...
So you have to love your children and talk to them more. A mouth isn't just for eating, it's for communicating too. Because I really don't want to sit on that toilet! (I've been the Emperor myself. If you don't believe me, transmigrate to the Warhammer universe and ask the Emperor.)
