The Seventh Hokage Wants a Divorce Again Today

The entire shinobi world knows that Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha are bound together. One rules in the light, the other protects from the shadows. They are the strongest partners, the most in-sync companions, and their marriage certificate has gathered dust in the Konoha archives. But no one knows that every night they sleep in the same bed, with a great divide between them.

Naruto smiles like the sun, yet cannot count how many times Sasuke has lain awake with his back turned to him. Sasuke clears every obstacle from Naruto's path, yet doesn't dare touch his hand while fully conscious.

Until one day, Naruto calmly speaks up at a meeting of the higher-ups: "Regarding the divorce agreement between Sasuke and me..."

The room falls utterly silent.

That night, Sasuke Uchiha tears the door off the Hokage's office. He pins Naruto against the wall, fire smoldering in his Rinnegan, banked for years. "Dead-last, you were the one who chased me down, saying you'd spend your whole life with me."

"And now you want to run?"

The whole world thinks we're in love. Only we know that this marriage is just beginning.