Guys, who can relate?! I just went out to buy some water and waited for a game to load outside the convenience store. The progress bar getting stuck at 99% was bad enough, but how did I end up getting stuck inside the game world?! And not just any game, but Girls' Frontline 2: Exilium, that hellhole where even the air is poisonous! I open my eyes to the Yellow Zone frontier, the blazing sun overhead, my body rapidly drying out, and a string of hexadecimal code stuck in my vision that I can't get rid of. Red warnings keep flashing at me, too. Other people transmigrate into Girls' Frontline and start out as Griffin commanders with countless elite Dolls under their command, beating Sangvis Ferri with one hand and Paradeus with the other. I transmigrate into Girls' Frontline and start out as an unarmed college student. I have to scavenge just to get a steel pipe, and my odds against a Sangvis Ferri Ripper are 0.01%. I nearly ended up as a dried corpse in the dunes right from the start! Luckily, this busted pair of eyes is somewhat useful. I can analyze my surroundings, read data, and even use it as a Doll repair manual. After searching an abandoned outpost for ages, I found a medical Doll with only 0.02% battery left. Fine, I'll wake up the doctor first. Wait, why is my squad getting bigger and bigger as I try to save her? Wandering tactical Dolls, abandoned elite units... This was supposed to be a wasteland survival story, so how did it turn into Girls' Frontline-style wilderness survival plus a Doll adoption handbook?!
