I, Gilgamesh, Rejoice!

I hereby declare that all my fellow readers are idiots!

Gilgamesh, as a top-tier Heroic Spirit, is most laughable because his strongest Noble Phantasms have almost nothing to do with him; they're all things his devoted sons forced upon him. The most famous King Cai is said to possess all weapons and original texts of wisdom. In terms of martial prowess, he is inferior to the First Emperor's collection of all weapons; in terms of wisdom, he seems to fall short of the Yongle Encyclopedia and the Siku Quanshu. Even the claim that he attained enlightenment after death is further embellished. Even the closest equivalent, the Sumerian Golden City, was kept by Gilgamesh's ancestor, the sun god; how could it possibly be Gilgamesh's domain? The strongest Ea and Enki, seriously, are these some kind of glittery thing? These two refer to Enki, the chief god of Sumer. Enki is Sumerian, and Ea is the name from the Babylonian period. Ea's counterpart might refer to Marduk, son of Ea, who created the world after Tiamat in the 5th century. Enki, on the other hand, refers to Enki's brother, the water god Enlil, who flooded the world with a seven-day flood. This is like the Yellow Emperor wielding the Pangu Axe in his left hand and the Haotian Sword in his right—doesn't that seem absurd? And then there's the Chains of Heaven. Enkidu and Gilgamesh's relationship is similar to that of the Yellow Emperor and the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden, or King Zhou of Shang and Daji. How did it become a Noble Phantasm? After King Zhou is released, will we give him a Kamen Rider belt so he can transform into the Extreme Fox Mark 9, or like Naruto Uzumaki opening a Nine-Tails Link?

Gilgamesh's character design is the most ridiculous of all Gilgamesh characters. It's worse than even Cat Gilgamesh, let alone C Gilgamesh or Old Gilgamesh.

It's about to be released, let's place a bet: I bet it won't survive past 200,000 users. #(Sunglasses)

I rejoice in your book. If you can't continue writing after Warcraft Battlefront, just let the King return to Uruk.

This is a very good short fanfiction. As I mentioned before, this book initially gained popularity due to its trending status, and I wasn't particularly optimistic about it at first. However, the author's writing style makes up for it well. My initial guess was that it would end around the time of Uruk, because continuing beyond that point would essentially deviate from the Gilga cuisine theme, and that's exactly what happened. This decisiveness is far better than most of Hedgehog Cat's authors who force themselves to write when there's nothing left to write about. Even as a short story, it's still a worthwhile read. What I really can't understand is that this book often falls short of that AI novel in terms of quality. Are Hedgehog Cat and Tomato really that stupid? I'll recommend this good book; it's about AI power.

I am overjoyed that I received 16,666 at 12:53 on February 21, 2026.

This character's stats are way too high (you know what I mean). In just about ten chapters, he's already treating Shan Shan and Qiu Hai like roadside characters. Will it even last for twenty or thirty chapters?

I like you, and I rejoice for you and this book.

I declare the author an idiot.