A magician from the Mage's Association's Clock Tower Department of Archaeology and an expert in Imaginary Number Dive, Wilpa, gave an interview this morning.
Question: How did you conclude that King Arthur was a girl?
Answer: I saw King Arthur as a child in her tomb.
The Department of Archaeology's Lord, Measthea, stood up solemnly. “Please take the seat of a Lord.”
After an Imaginary Number Dive.
Wilpa: (shaking hands) King Flash, why did you throw away the key to your treasury?
King Flash: Losing the key doesn't matter, but your foolish actions nearly made me lose my entire treasury!
Wilpa: Where is Cú Chulainn? I appoint you the greatest hero in all of Type-Moon. Go fight Heracles!
Cú Chulainn: Heracles has been famous for a long time. I'm afraid I can't defeat him.
Wilpa: Why don't you try looking at it the other way around?
Cú Chulainn: I'm afraid I can't beat him. I have a plan: Master, appoint me as Gilgamesh.
Wilpa: A good plan, but I'd like to make a small adjustment. I'll appoint you as Excalibur. Go fight the mighty Hercules, taking seven lives with a single sword strike!
A scout reported that Cú Chulainn was defeated by Heracles in fewer than five rounds.
Chen Gong: I congratulate Master. The enemy has become an overconfident army, and overconfident armies are bound to lose. We have become an army fighting in despair, and such armies are bound to win!
