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Just watched, when will the protagonist achieve perfect enlightenment in the five secret realms, become an emperor, sink the Central Plains, and in his twilight years wield an ultimate imperial weapon to quell the dark turmoil and destroy the forbidden zone? #(Funny)

Master, I will always be watching over your future life. 👀

Things that make a guy lose points: 1. Killed 6 times by an unknown dark-skinned, white-haired individual. 2. Seven lives were taken by a single sword strike from a red-haired high school student. 3. A JK (high school girl) with legs that have been admired for years was solo killed by him. 4. Killed by a golden idiot flying a kite. 5. Killed by the red-haired high school student using his own techniques. 6. In a race, they can't outrun ordinary humans. 7. His head was smashed by a rock. 8. He was beaten to the ground by a female boxer with cheerleaders. 9. Get stabbed to death by an idiot who can only yell "Ahhh!" 10. He was given a bunch of buffs by numerous god-level magicians, and then killed by two shots from the Moon Goddess. 11. Thrown off a building and died. 12. The magic circuit was destroyed by Liu Zi, who couldn't get her graduation certificate.

When will CCB be implemented?

A man only cries 11 times in his life: Brother Flash's dream shattered in Uruk Flash Brother's dream shattered by Zero Flash's dream shattered in Fate Brother Flash's dream of UBW is shattered. Brother Flash's dream shattered HF Brother Flash's dream shattered at the Fantasy Carnival Brother Shan's dream shattered (ccc) Flash's dream shattered in the Absolute Warcraft Frontier Brother Flash's dream shattered at the Servant Festival Brother Flash's dream shattered in Zero Singularity Brother Flash's dream shattered in Snowfield City Every time someone wants to obtain the Holy Grail, they have to ask Flash for his permission, but Flash is kind-hearted and always agrees. Unfortunately, everyone in the Throne of Heroes knows that if you hold 100 Holy Grail Wars, Gilgamesh could win the Holy Grail 97 times. It's just that the audience saw the 3 times he didn't win, but the Heroic Spirits in the industry all recognize Gilgamesh as the champion. I mean, at least make your stories believable. You've come up with such a ridiculous death scenario where a Servant gets their elbow chopped off because they hesitated to draw their Noble Phantasm. Why don't you just say that a Servant carelessly threw their key around and got their treasure vault locked? If the spring breeze has a heart to pity the flowers, may I grow old again? Oh, you mean King Shining? I thought you were talking about a kid who got into trouble and got scolded, a middle-aged guy who became quiet for a few days and then started acting up again, killing his friends, and an old man who was caught by a snake while looking for the elixir of immortality in a cup battle, causing his own Master to die, suffering a physical death, spending ten years in seclusion, being punished by the red-haired Jiahao, being forced to work as a delivery boy by a good girl twice, dying from overwork in mobile games, and still being called a slacker. Fnmdp, will Brother Shan make it to the quarterfinals or the round of 16? I made it to the finals in my very first cup competition. I heard you say, "Watching Gilgamesh in foreign wars" Brother Shan had no choice; it was the best option he could have made. But Sparky! Faced with the powerless sea and Humbaba, he chose to headbutt Humbaba's sole! Snake: Get past me first, then we'll talk about the future. Cup battles are not about quantity, but quality.

The five great secret realms made my imperial weapon spin. By the way, when will the protagonist be able to wield an imperial weapon and utter the classic line, "At worst, we'll sink the Central Plains"?

I hope they don't want to rehabilitate Cocolia; I hope they just kill her off. This character is considered out of character (OOC) if she doesn't betray her allies.

In the past, novels often featured protagonists who would pursue and win over any beautiful woman they saw, sometimes at any cost. If monogamy was the only option, they would establish a country, become emperor, build a harem, and have so much energy that they would sleep with different women every day, and each time they would bring them to orgasm. Now there are girls who are beautiful, have big breasts, have great personalities, and are completely at your mercy, yet the protagonist still has to run away. They've even written novels like this! I think Earth must be in the late stages of the 25th universe by now... Please forgive me, as someone who has read Lolita and Net Knight before, for truly being unable to imagine or understand this. Oh, maybe I can adopt the protagonist's mindset of "I'm destined to be single because I have five older sisters."

Seriously, this kind of saintly protagonist and saintly plot, without any build-up, and not the kind of historical setting and epic setting you'd find in a simulator novel, just feels really awkward. And did the protagonist get nerfed himself? Either hurry up and finish this story, or add some patches.

Those who play Arknights don't need to bow their heads. During class meeting, the teacher loudly berated me: "You only got 78 points in seven subjects! I could stomp on the answer sheet a few times and still get higher than you." He then crumpled my test paper into a ball and threw it in the trash. I suppressed my anger, clenching my fists. Seeing that I didn't react, the teacher walked towards me with a ruler, just about to make me hold out my hand to be hit. I couldn't take it anymore! I unzipped my jacket, revealing a Vishdel T-shirt, and glared fiercely, shouting, "You deadbeat, spouting nonsense again! That old bastard's insults are really awful. Finally tired of living? Pathetic, today's your turn to suffer!" Instantly, the teacher trembled with fear and obediently lowered his head. I snatched the ruler from his hand: "Try saying one more! I like the color of my nails, guess what I used to dye them? Do you think I'm afraid of you humans?" The teacher was so frightened that he crouched under the desk. Just then, the principal saw this and pointed at me, telling me to stop. I turned and glared at him: "Hahaha, don't rush, everyone gets one!" The principal, seeing the Vishdel logo on my T-shirt, was completely flustered and hurriedly ran away. "Pick up my test paper!" I said, pointing at him with a ruler. He was so frightened that he quickly scrambled to the trash can and handed me the test paper with both hands. I dusted off the paper, zipped up my jacket, and went back to my seat. The teacher, having recovered from her earlier fright, continued the class meeting. Later, the story spread throughout the school, and everyone was scrambling to buy Vishdel T-shirts. Merchants contacted me, hoping I would endorse their products, offering a hefty fee. I smiled and said, "No need for an endorsement fee. Send some T-shirts to children in impoverished mountain areas, hoping they can wear them and become stronger, no longer afraid of the rugged mountains or the treacherous valleys." "Senior, senior, why are you so brave?" I laughed: "Because Arknights players don't need to bow their heads!"