Dead People’s Chat Group: The Goal Is to Win the Resurrection Match

What's going on lately? A bunch of chat groups are trending on the click leaderboard.

Is this for real? Why didn't I receive an invitation?

After getting used to Burger King's Whopper with its triple-layered beef for several days, when I came back to McDonald's Big Mac, I suddenly felt a bit like the female protagonist in a NTR (Netorare) doujinshi (male-only) story. In my opinion, the Big Mac's patty and size already meet my requirements, if I hadn't seen Burger King's triple Whopper... Every bite of the Big Mac was usually a bittersweet experience (referring to the pickled cucumbers), but after trying the Triple Whopper, everything changed... When the Whopper first presented its magnificent patty to me, I didn't notice anything unusual, except that it seemed a bit large. But it wasn't until I completely unwrapped the hamburger and brought the patty to my mouth that I realized it was a size that, even with my jaw fully open, I could barely fit a tiny bit inside. I could only eat in tiny bites, each bite a kiss, savoring the powerful impact of the tomato and lettuce salad dressing mixed with the beef patty juices filling my mouth. Only when my stomach was completely full did he exert half his strength. Satisfying the three-tiered royal castle master once a day meant he didn't need to choose anyone else. After three days of this decadent lifestyle (meaning eating only one meal a day, and that meal being Burger King), I suddenly remembered my husband, who was always out early and back late (referring to McDonald's opening hours), and so, for the first time in a long while, I helped him unpack his Big Mac and have a meal. The meat patty that appeared before my eyes caught my attention, and I didn't react immediately. Although I really wanted to say, "Is such a small burger considered a beef burger?", I thought of our comfortable life in the past, so I didn't ask and instead helped Mr. Big Mac eat it bite by bite. This time, Mr. Big Mac only ate seven or eight bites before he couldn't continue, while I felt like I hadn't eaten enough. Perhaps I know that I can't survive without that hearty, rich Burger King; my stomach is already shaped like a three-layer Whopper.

Naruto's life is not going well. Third Hokage: Naruto, don't buy too much milk at once so it expires. Don't buy a bunch of limited-edition instant noodles; buy some fruit and rice instead. Also, don't buy your dad a bunch of cosmetics anymore.

Endless Shennong, come forth!

Add 2 packs of instant noodles, ham sausage, and a cup of iced tea.

The Third Hokage only needed to consider publicly revealing the Fourth Hokage's son, while the Raikage had to worry about whether a Nine-Tails Jinchuriki would suddenly appear, throw a Tailed Beast Ball at him, and then instantly disappear.

Can Rouriko be resurrected? #(Crying)

Many have left, including Daiwei. Zhu Lao, like other authors, made a name for himself by writing a single book on Qidian and instantly broke into the top 100 of the male-oriented monthly ticket rankings.

Endless Shennong! Come forth!