Nexus Joins a Chat Group on the Brink of Death

Light is a bond that strangles generation after generation. The Adapted One, Akashi, solemnly declared that this was just a rumor. The proof? He was still alive. What? A near-death chat group wants me to share my survival tips, and they'll send me home if I save ten people? Sure, sure! Then it's time for my world-shaking wisdom to shine!<br><br>Ubuyashiki: Muzan is too strong. The Nine Pillars of humanity probably can't defeat him.<br>Akashi: The Light Pillar is a Pillar too. All Nine Pillars can be Ultraman.<br>Tachibana Sherry: Bwoohoo! Everyone's been corrupted by witchification!<br>Akashi: Then why not overhaul the Witch Factor into Ultra-Ancient Genes, Yukishiro Tsukishiro?<br>Olga Marie: Please, just hurry up and kill my dad!<br>Akashi: Got it.<br>Noah: Newcomer, do you want the power to protect the world? (pulls out the light of a magical girl)<br>Tiga: Don't trust him. That light is very dangerous! Using it for one minute consumes 60 seconds of your lifespan. Use mine instead. (pulls out a statue wearing a little skirt)<br>Akashi: ...<br><br>After being invincible for a while, Akashi looked at the Light Pillar, the Magical Ultraman, the Light of Humanity's Evil, and the other chat group members, then sighed. All he had wanted was to go home.<br><br>"Forget it, fellow group members. Come with me and become light until the very end, then let's turn Gatanothor into the Plasma Spark Tower!"