The Tale of Hongmao: Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit

While other transmigrators are busy saving the world, fifteen-year-old Hong Mao is seriously pondering how to keep her disguise as a boy from slipping while secretly shipping herself with her "archenemy," the young master of the Demon Cult. Is her orange-toned makeup practically welded to her face? No big deal; it makes her look fairer. Could practicing the Whirling Flame Sword to the ninth level backfire? Don't panic. She knows the formula for the tenth level, and can control the sword as freely as she pleases, becoming one with it. They said the Seven Swords Joining as One would be serious and passionate, so why are her teammates looking at her more and more like a silly lost kitten from their own family? Rumor has it that the leader of the Seven Heroes is unfathomably brilliant, wise and brave. The truth is that Hong Mao is once again fretting over the teahouse accounts today, while trying to teach the aloof young master Hei Xiaohu "customer service with a smile." As for Lan Tu's complicated, hard-to-read gaze... Well, today's osmanthus cakes are so sweet. She can't see a thing. This is a record of surviving in the martial world as the story's tone gradually goes off the rails. See how the gender-swapped Hong Mao uses the softest voice to wield the fiercest sword, finds the sweetest love, and turns a blood-soaked wuxia plot into the cozy, amusing daily log of running the Homecoming Teahouse. P.S. Who says the leader of the Seven Swords can't be an orange-haired girl who loves pastries, hates doing the books, is secretly doted on by everyone, and thinks she's doing a great job of hiding it?